Monday, October 20, 2008

There's a black couple on my couch, officer

Calling 911

Old white woman: "Yes, officer, there is an attractive black couple in my house on my couch. I don't know where they came from. I'm scared, officer."

Couple: "When she hangs up, you close the shutters and I'll get the gasoline. This bitch is gonna burn."

(This is a photo of two signs on a subway side by side.)


Anonymous said...

I saw that same subway ad (on the right) paired with an asian kid rifling through a fridge. Unintentional hilarity!

Mark Baratelli said...

That one is right below this one.