I walk into a neat looking local coffee shop. I just wanted to see what it looked like, and then I thought about getting something to eat. I looked at the bakery case and didn't see cookies, which is what I wanted. So I asked the employee behind the bakery case. We'll call him "Asshole."
Me: Do you have cookies?WTF? Who "walks around looking for cookies"? Was I 400 pounds riding a hover-round with chocolate cake crumbs on my bedazzled pink t-shirt? I will return to this coffee shop and ask for cookies every day this week.
Asshole: (waves hands over bakery case then speaks) We have Snickerdoodles.
Me: Ok, thanks (turns to leave)
Asshole: (indignant) You walking around looking for cookies?
Me: (dumbfounded at question) Um, no I am just taking a walk. (leaves shop)