Mom I bought this for your birthday.
Hold onto your ears: I enjoyed the bus ride this morning. Not even lying. (Do I ever lie about that stinking hell-pit?) I read my free Suze Orman book, canceled a credit card, wrote out my expenses (food is the top expense) and brainstormed ways to generate more income (I came up with nothing). I didn't take a sleeping pill or anything. What the hell is going on? Did they put a chip in my brain?