Thursday, February 12, 2009

Facebook: eat it

I fucking hate people giving these ridiculous "status updates" on Facebook. I want to write a show called "I fucking hate Facebook." I'll read my least-favorite status updates like a poetry reading and I will show photos of these horrid, horrid people on a screen behind me. Facebook: I hate you (except when I need you to market my shit on).

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Status and Updates: Happy Valentine's Day to all of my friends on facebook! I heart all of you.

Mark Baratelli said...

:)

summer said...

I hope some of mine make it in the show!

Mark Baratelli said...

Yours aren't retarded. :)

Anonymous said...

Which ones are? We need examples and charts here.

Mark Baratelli said...

Oh I wouldn't go so far as to be specific. I don't want to piss *specific* people off. I just wanted to rant in general, to get it out but to not alienate friends. But let's just say this. If you are bragging, I probably dislike your shit. Whether it be an update or whatever. And no, I don't consider me posting my reviews on my blog "bragging." I am a no-name actor with nothing, and in this day and age of google, and the web, having all this crap online, in a polite form, is not a bad idea.