Florida is the new Africa. I want to called the swine flu "Pig AIDS." I hate everyone's Facebook statue updates. I have this idea to do a calendar called "Slutty Orlando" in which I pose for each month in front of local famous/infamous landmarks in some form of short shorts, ripped moob-revealing tank tops and lady-shoes. 30 Rock is so funny I (almost) feel guilty for watching it for free on Hulu. My new summer residence has wifi and a/c and as of this past Saturday, me. I got to go to Gospel Brunch at Disney World Sunday courtesy of Denna and Jeremy. I heard tables/booths (at which to sell your merch) are $5 at Audubon Park Community Market.